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Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."




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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2006-06-29 [Lost in Illusions]: Ouch... my head.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: Ouch?

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Hah. But you didn't get carded, so you could've done this all along.

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: Everyone but Dela sucks. ARG! AVAST! MUTINY!

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Silence, slave girl. Recite me a poem.

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: -_-* Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base, are belong to you.....Jackass.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: *slips Pyra sugar cubes* >.> courage

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Delete the ellipsis and everything afterwards.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: (haha!)

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: I'm telling you, Anthonatical. I smell mutiny. (Dela, you rock XD)

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: You and your mutiny. How do you expect to exact mutiny on the infallible?

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: I have no idea.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: By using another infallible? :p just an idea >.> You get my loyalty of years of mentoring, [Pyra] gets it because she like myesle if the owner of a uterus, female unity or something like that.

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: Whoohoo! *high five to the Dela* Alright uteruses!!<.<....

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: I've got a uterus.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: Not one in a jar :P

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: Haha! This is like one of those "No guys allowed" club I had when I was little...

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: We have one now, only we allow Rab in as he is our Bitch.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: Our eye candy bitch that an drive!

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Oh. Nevermind.

2006-06-29 [levhole]: what the hell?

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: My mason jar collection.

2006-06-29 [levhole]: Oh. I have one with a splean. What ever the hell a splean does I don't know.

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Breaks down and regulates red blood cells.

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: ...I want to ask how you know this, but I'm afraid of the answer you'll give.

2006-06-29 [Delladreing]: He's just smart, leave it at that >.>

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: <333333333

2006-06-29 [Avoral]: Basic understanding of the human body. That and I've taken med classes.

2006-06-29 [Pyra]: Haha, Dela knows. Anthonatical, we all know that you're that dude that steals organs and sells them on the black market.

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: I needed a new set of lungs damnit! Who else could I turn to >.>

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: *points to Mexico* Hola senorita.

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: Mexico is too fucking far for me, I atleast know Avoral can get them to me in trade for scottish high caffinated soft drinks :p

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Speaking of which, is the fire option working, any heartburn or overheating?

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: Nothing a rennies wont fix.

2006-06-30 [Avoral]: Good.

2006-06-30 [Delladreing]: <3

2006-06-30 [Pyra]: O.o

2006-07-25 [moonscale]: so, if your with god your brainwashed conformist, if your with satan your a whiny fake. What is everyone else?

2006-07-26 [Pyra]: Peanut Butter. *shrug*

2006-07-26 [levhole]: blasphemers and pagans, goths and emos, gays you know everything we like to discriminate against

2006-07-26 [levhole]: and if you are with god you are not a brainwashed conformist... you are right, or at least thats what I think all that rabble at the top of the page is saying

2006-07-27 [Pyra]: Hahaha! Ahh. That's funny. Honestly, you should not take it so seriously, [moonscale]. It's all in good fun.

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: Nah, this Moonscale character's got the right stance. Bear in mind, Ye Seraphim, the way our enemies once presented themselves against us. This wiki keeps it simple that way, hitting an absolutist "with us or against us" style to prove a point. What do you think it is, [moonscale]?

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: By the way, Fallen is a cool show, even if I don't watch TV.

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: O.o...never seen it. What's it about? Oh yeah., [moonscale], honestly, these guys are all crazy. "Crazy like a fox!" Ahh, Kids in the Hall, where would I be without you?

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: I'm sane.

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: Fallen's about angels and flood survivors and redemption and obligatory fire and explosions.

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: <.<....Sounds alright, I suppose. And no, Anthony. You're not. Not at all. ^-^

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: If you're sane then I'm sane, and if thats the case the world is about to explo- *BOOOOOM*

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: See? It checks out. We're sane.

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: *gles the world back together*

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: Dela's got the right idea.

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: Its better shit than the last stuff, what was it... oh yea, Hope <.<

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: Hope?

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: Yea, its a very rare things these days. The world is held together by hope and sheer bloody mindless belief :P

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: Really? I was always pretty sure that the world was held together by corrupt goverments, religious wars, and caffine.

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: Nah, thats whats destroying it.

2006-07-28 [Pyra]: Ahh, such a thin line.

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: Yup

2006-07-28 [Mister Awesome]: I'm holding the world together?

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: Apparently so.

2006-07-29 [Avoral]: Ssssssh

2006-07-29 [Mister Awesome]: Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

2006-09-05 [Dycegard]: What the HELL?
This is a joke, right? Seriously, a RP or.. something? Right?
I hate the goths and the whiney piss-ants too, but to go so far as to want to exterminate them?

2006-09-05 [Lost in Illusions]: it's something. What it is, is for you to decide from what the creators of this wiki have provided as evidence.

2006-09-06 [levhole]: Well now there's an idea, a wiki made up of crazed religious fanatics wanting to destroy all the bitchy satanist goths, or just goths in general. Thats just absurd why would any one really think that?

2006-09-06 [Dycegard]: Yuh-huh..
...what?
Nevermind, I dont want to know. Here's my input, for those who give a flying crap.
I agreed with everything this wiki said, up until the point of "doing something about it" and "the subcultures that 'God' doesn't like."
Whoever wrote this should take the time to actually READ the Bible. Cause that is a huge load of SHIT. God loves the Satanist as much as he loves you. Peoples choices are theirs to make, and nothing will ever justify hatred.
You have no right to want to wipe out anyone who you do not like. Judgment is reserved to God and God alone. You are a sickly excuse for a Christian, and may God find it in his heart to forgive you.

2006-09-07 [Lost in Illusions]: Tsk. People don't know how to take a joke, anymore, do they?

aren't haters fun?

2006-09-07 [Avoral]: hehehehehehehehe
I love this kid.

2006-09-07 [Avoral]: "It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course."


May my emphasis on those few lines set your troubled mind at ease.

2006-09-07 [levhole]: Ha ha ha. We win, again.

2006-09-07 [Avoral]: Yeah, I'm just waiting for another subculture to emerge, but I can't think of anything worse than bar chords.
Zeppelin's going to be despised like classical for its intricacy someday.

*Turns on a little Mussorgsky in the meantime*

2006-09-08 [levhole]: heh heh heh

2006-09-10 [Pyra]: XD XD This [Lost in Illusions] guy deserves a special prize.

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: erm.. why?

2006-09-10 [Pyra]: For smarting it up to that kid. *gives you a button*

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: Hehe. Why thank you. It's what I do. *bow*

2006-09-10 [Avoral]: *Shrugs*
The guy didn't say anything particularly thought-provoking.

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: him or me? Neither one did, I suppose.

2006-09-10 [Avoral]: Him. Yours was a simple blocking motion, like deflecting a blade by knocking the flat aside.

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: simple is often the best move one can make when dealing with a show of overused rhetoric such as his.

2006-09-10 [Avoral]: I just love how he emphasized his curses with bold and italics.

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: Isn't it fun how they have this misconception that they can actually piss us off?

2006-09-10 [Pyra]: *snork* Oh, and [Avoral]? *Smacks you upside the head* Be nice to Lost, damnit. He did something funny. Be. nice.

2006-09-10 [Lost in Illusions]: You don't smack the omnipotent [Avoral]. Besides, we have this cynical, sarcastic relationship. I insult him and he insults me. It's just part of us. =)

2006-09-11 [Pyra]: Bah, I can smack him as much as I like. He made me be slave. He deserves it, damnit. Besides, he knows I idolize him.

2006-09-11 [Lost in Illusions]: You know, in more way than one, the slave is actually the master. The master simply recognizes his own desires in his sumbmissive, which he reverses the role to become the slave, and to fulfill these desires. Okay, so it makes sense in my head.

2006-09-11 [Avoral]: Yeah, you're just talking about the SAS thing, the Smart-Ass Submissive. They end up on top, so to speak, after using psychological tactics on the weaker "master."
I've done it before.
After all...
I do play switch sometimes.

2006-09-11 [Avoral]: And I was being nice. See the compliment.

2006-09-11 [Lost in Illusions]: I dont have anyone to switch with, but enough about the sordid details of my non-existent love life.

2006-09-11 [Avoral]: I'm telling you.
Pretend you're a lineman with your rival school's team, and go for the obvious status-whores.

2006-09-11 [Lost in Illusions]: Sorry. I dont do sluts.. or whores. which is probably why my love life stays non-existent.

2006-09-11 [Pyra]: We're all whores. Get over it. Every single person in the world has the desire, when they see someone attractive, to have sex with them. We're just a bunch of overgrown goddamned bunny rabbits.

2006-09-11 [Lost in Illusions]: and one rock, apparently.

2006-09-11 [Pyra]: Hmm?

2006-09-12 [Avoral]: Read a little Marx, and you'll see we are all indeed whores.
I'm not so much a rabbit as a dolphin, though.
I'm a really sexy dolphin, too. All the dolphin women see me and go "a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a."
But I'm more interested in the glyphs, because if I sing to them I unlock ancient wisdom from beyond Earth.
I love ancient unearthly wisdom.

2006-09-13 [Pyra]: XD
You're not allowed to talk anymore.

2006-09-13 [Avoral]: SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTAL. IT IS THE WILL OF THE ASTERITE.

2006-09-13 [Pyra]: See what I mean?

2006-09-13 [Neimo]: I agree. Anakai is no longer allowed to speak. Anyone got a ball gag handy?

2006-09-13 [levhole]: Why would I have a ball gag?

2006-09-13 [Neimo]: Well if you haven't, that's okay. I'll borrow one from someone else.

2006-09-13 [Pyra]: Ah, I do. Don't ask why. It's better if you don't know.

2006-09-14 [Avoral]: Ehehe.
I don't have to ask. ^_^

2006-09-14 [Neimo]: You're such a whore, Anakai. Can I borrow your gag, Pyra?

2006-09-14 [Avoral]: Will you use the whip with it?

2006-09-14 [Pyra]: No, Anthonautical. No. And yes, Miss Neimo, you may.

2006-09-14 [Neimo]: Yay! *gags Anakai* *chains him to a rock* -dusts hands off- Okay boys and girls. He's quiet now. We won't hear any more of his arrogant bullshit. *weg*

2006-09-14 [Avoral]: *Dismembers and reattaches arm* *Uses free arm to unchain himself*
Nah, it's still going to persist as long as I'm entertained by it.

2006-09-15 [Lost in Illusions]: That is the grand paradox. We complain about what annoys us, but simply refrain from realizing that in doing so, it is simply causing the annoyance to persist and that all we must do in order to stop such is simply to ignore it. As he said, it will all persist so long as it is entertaining to at least the oppressor. If we were to find enjoyment in it as well, however (which I do), perhaps it would be enough to extinguish the action.

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: Yeah, in reality I don't care too much about my self-image anyway.
They say I've got some kind of invisibility complex.
I almost don't know I exist.

2006-09-16 [Pyra]: Shmeee! XD That gave me a good chuckle. *hugs all* Av, you've got a god complex as well. *nods*

2006-09-16 [Lost in Illusions]: just because he is a god, that doesnt give him a complex :)

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: Oh, I -am- a god.
An invisible god.

2006-09-16 [Lost in Illusions]: who doesn't believe he exists.

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: I told you, I'm an atheist.

2006-09-16 [Delladreing]: Which theoretically speaking means that God does not believe in himself. Which means if one believes that we were created by God that means that we do not exist either as theire is no God to have created us if there is no belef even from said deity.

Ow. My mind.

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: Haha, now you're catching on. <3

2006-09-16 [Delladreing]: Eh I have always had such theories. But then the migraines kick in. And I never have time to doubt you then. So the universe ticks on by one flashy visual disturbance filled moment at a time

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: See, I do allow most the complacency of ignorance, which I advise returning to unless you enjoy the jagged true nature of my reality.

2006-09-16 [Delladreing]: I was ever ignorant to it?

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: Once upon a time, before you were born.

2006-09-16 [Delladreing]: The Fiona is a timeless entity. Not quite god, just timeless. A bit like darkness. Quoth Pratchett "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first,
and is waiting for it.
"

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: I still thought of you as you started existing.

2006-09-16 [Delladreing]: Touche.

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: <33333333333333

2006-09-16 [Avoral]: Anyone else here ever heard of Master of Monsters: Disciples of Gaia?

2006-09-27 [Mister Awesome]: No. What is it?

2006-09-28 [Avoral]: Freaking addicting game.
I had a flawed copy that cheats when it's losing.

2006-09-28 [Pyra]: Hehehe. I know someone/thing like that. His name is Anthonautical. He cheats on polls.

2006-09-28 [Avoral]: You've completed one of 25, slave girl.

2006-09-28 [Pyra]: ...It was 24. And I have completed three.

2006-09-29 [Avoral]: Oh yeah.
Haha.
Just remembered that.

You completed the poem, and what else?

2006-10-02 [Mister Awesome]: What's it for?

2006-10-03 [Avoral]: She wrote me a touching poem.
Expressing how all her base are belong to me.

2006-10-05 [Neimo]: *giggles* I love that song-thing. The music video is kickin'

2006-10-05 [Pyra]: Oh man, I miss Thunder Cats.

2006-10-05 [Avoral]: My god.
That was my favorite show at age 4.
Silverhawks was kinda cool too.

*Has used the quote "I remember when Thundercats was new" as justification of considering himself old*

2006-10-11 [Mister Awesome]: I meant, what system is it for?

2006-10-11 [Avoral]: Oh!
Playstation. If I find it again, you can borrow it.

2006-10-11 [Mister Awesome]: Sweet. I really need a new Playstation, though. Mainly so I can finally beat Xenogears.

2006-10-11 [Avoral]: Damn good game.
I wants me a Chu-Chu.

2006-10-12 [Pyra]: <.<....Chu...chu...? By the way, Camping in Pensylvania with the school for three days was awsome. Played guitar, ate smores, the whole enchi...thingy.

2006-10-15 [Avoral]: SAY IT.
ENCHIFRIGGINLADA.

2006-10-15 [Pyra]: *is fucking frightened* Enchilada. Happy now, you bastard?

2006-10-15 [Lost in Illusions]: I believe he said to say, "enchifreigginlada," not simply, "enchilada." You might want to say the word that he said as to not incur his wrath.

2006-10-15 [Delladreing]: o.O *blink* where does this fear of the Avy come from? Oh no wait silly question.

2006-10-17 [Avoral]: She did my bidding well. Do not criticize her.

Yessssss, they fears me.
The fears me reeeeeal good-like.

2006-10-17 [Lost in Illusions]: that wasn't criticism.. that was more mocking and patronizing. Get your accusations straight. :D

2006-10-17 [Pyra]: Ack. Great. Now I'm being patronized

2006-10-17 [Avoral]: Bwaha.
He's patronizing the Lillsy.

2006-10-17 [Lost in Illusions]: Nooooo, I wasn't patronizing. You're much too smart to patronize.. baby. =)

2006-10-17 [Avoral]: Yeah, I know what you meant. Hehe.

2006-10-17 [Lost in Illusions]: Yeah.. I just added the 'baby' as a little margarita salt to the wound. ^_^

2006-10-17 [Avoral]: Gaaaaaah damn.

2006-10-17 [Pyra]: ...*twitch* You're lucky you're funny, [Lost in Illusions].

2006-10-18 [Avoral]: It goes around the world, and la la la la la...

2006-10-18 [Lost in Illusions]: Am not. See, now I'm insulted.

2006-10-18 [Pyra]: -_-*.....

2007-03-01 [The Voice of Difference]: if we all listened to god... Go. Now. This person has a great piont of view, and you could all benefit from listening to him or her.

2007-03-13 [Pyra]: ehe...ehehehe...AHAHAHAHA. Wow. Fuckin..wow. Ahaha, maybe you should get to know us a bit better before deciding what we "all" could benifit from, love. *Pinches your cheeks* Now go be a good newbie and sit in the corner.

2007-03-14 [Avoral]: ehehehe. She called you a noob. AND pinched your cheeks. That's like twice the BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN.

2007-03-14 [Falx]: *comes out of hiding, looks around* Oh yeah. Total burn. And I've just got a great idea for a picture. *snickers mischievously. Retreats back into hiding*

2007-03-14 [levhole]: Anthony is that you?


...Pop...corn?

2007-03-14 [Delladreing]: *staggers in drunk as sin* woooh Avy's back!

2007-03-15 [Pyra]: ..Anthony's back? ....Anthony's back?! ANTHONY'S BACK!
*pouncelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove* ANTHONY'S BACK!!<img:stuff/shadN-gif.gif>

2007-03-15 [Avoral]: Chicken.

2007-03-15 [Avoral]: *Loves upon ye drunken The Fiona*
*Licks ye Lillsy, and wants [Falx]'s art-stuffs*

2007-03-15 [Pyra]: <img:44166_1164145171.gif>Anthony's back.

2007-03-15 [The Voice of Difference]: Nooby my ass! I've been here before idiot, I've watched this place for the past two years.

2007-03-15 [Pyra]: First of all, if you'd been watching this place for the past two years, then you would have known posting that link was basically usless. Second of all, I don't think I've ever seen a post of yours, so, yes. In comparison to me, you ARE a newbie. My third, and final case...it's not good to call me an idiot. Really, really not a good idea.

2007-03-15 [Delladreing]: Dear God today has been spent so horribly hungover x.x

2007-03-15 [Pyra]: Ahh, I'm sorry darling. But, maybe, just maybe that might be a sign to not drink so much in one sitting ;D
Oh, who am I to judge? I've got a glass of wine in my hand right now...

2007-03-15 [Delladreing]: Heh, that's like the first time in a year where I've been drunk enough to not remember things. Its kinda like my birthday tradition, other than that I don't drink for most of the year.

I blame the people that laced my alcomohol so heavily with sugar. If it hadn't tasted like stawberry sauce I wouldn't have drank so many of them. Damn them exploiting my one true weakness - my sweet tooth *shakes fist*

2007-03-15 [Pyra]: Ehhhhhhhhh. I can't stand super sweet drinks. Like Triple Sec. Ugh.
Nope, I like wine. I'll stick to wine.

2007-03-15 [Falx]: Well, [Avoral] if you want my art-stuffs, you're going to have to answer a few questions. I'll message them to you.

2007-03-15 [Delladreing]: Wine makes me sleeepy. So last night the sugary stuffs was needed. If its sugary I'll drink it.

2007-03-17 [The Voice of Difference]: Meh, figured as much.

2007-03-18 [Avoral]: The Voice of Indifference isn't a total noob or anything. He's just been on the wrong side of the mirror too long. EP, that is.
So he might have been watching forever, but never made his presence known on the ET version, the only one that counts.

Falx, I will lick your kneecaps with love.

The Fiona, watch that strawberry stuff. I didn't even know I was drinking strawberry vodka in that Kool-Aid, and I have a taste for alcohol.

2007-03-18 [Pyra]: Psh, I don't care if he's not a total newb. He called me an idiot. Therefore, he=enemy. *grumble*

2007-03-20 [The Voice of Difference]: Aww, poor Pyra. -pats your head-

2007-03-20 [levhole]: Uh oh!

2007-03-20 [Delladreing]: *runs for cover*

2007-03-21 [Pyra]: I am so growling at the screen right now.
Listen, you little asswipe. How do you think you have the right to be condescending like that?! Show me the tiniest bit of intelligence stored in that head of yours, and maybe JUST MAYBE, you can pat my head like you're someone important. Until then, please refrain from making yourself into a jackass.

2007-03-21 [levhole]: This thing has gone to hell in my absence.

2007-03-21 [Pyra]: I'm sorry Lev.
It's my fault, forgive me.

2007-03-22 [The Voice of Difference]: First thing; how do I show you? Were online, what, do I send you a picture of me doing something that improves my status, or just something degrading to you? Second; I can't make myself into a miniature beast of burden, that technology isn't avaqilable yet. Anything else I can help you with?

2007-03-23 [Pyra]: Actually, no. <img:44166_1164144932.gif>
Thank you for the thought, though.

2007-03-24 [Avoral]: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
LILLSY. Calm.
VOICE OF INDIFFERENCE. Technicalities comprise the lowest tier of wit.

2007-03-26 [Pyra]: See?
Anthonautical is on my side.
So. There.

2007-03-28 [The Voice of Difference]: By who's authority?

2007-03-28 [Pyra]: Anthony's authority.

2007-03-30 [The Voice of Difference]: Doesn't seem like much.

2007-03-31 [Avoral]: I'll tear your soul apart.
[Pyra], rip him up.

2007-04-01 [Pyra]: *Salutes* Yes. Sir.
Bad mistake, Mr. [The Voice of Difference]. Anthy can slice a phone book in half with his eyelids. He'll be able to rip your soul out through your nostrils with a spin of his lovely lil' pinky finger.
And I'm worse. I guarentee you I can make you feel like the little pissant you are. So don't start, alright?

2007-04-01 [Mister Awesome]: On a lighter note, I caught a Pikachu the other day...

WITH MY BARE HANDS.

2007-04-01 [Delladreing]: Sweet.

2007-04-02 [Pyra]: Pickachu? Pfft. I always wanted a Electrode. Now those were the Pokemon to look for.

2007-04-03 [Mister Awesome]: I mean, I have a little Pikachu doll.

In Fire Red, though, I just caught an Abra. That little pig makes me want to puke... But the highest special attack in the game is worth a half hour of screaming at a stupid little teleporting piece of swine.

I just realized as I was writing this that it does actually kind of look like a pig.

2007-04-03 [Pyra]: XD
We still play pokemon...
We're either the coolest kids ever, or total complete nerdwads.

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